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Friday, July 21st, 2006
10:37 pm	Everything Is Wrong So where do i start? ok well number 1 beef fest i asked 8 people to come i got two responses and guess what nbody showed the two people who had sed they were oomin dropped out not more than 3 hours beforehand. two, everything i touch breaks, no joke EVERYTHING Three relationships the cause of all evil, i mean nobody is willing to get with me and no matter what i do or who i talk to all i hear is "my girlfrend is fantastic because", "my boyfrend is fantastic because", "i am better than you because i am in a relationship" ok not in those words but near enuff. i mean i cant hang out with j unless jeanette is busy or is there, for FUCKS sake yes you all in love and its wonderful and i'm happy for you but please dont rub it all in my face i'm havin a really hard time rite now and wen i need frends none of them even have the time of day to pull themselves off thier other parts faces and just say hey whats going on in your life, and that just makes things all the worse. i'm sorry this came out but it had to, cus otherwise i'll just sit in obscurity in the back of your minds untill it all goes wrong for you then wen u need me i'll be there, maybe i'm a sucker but thats the way i always have been, always will be. but that is the thing wen things go wrog as they have a habit of doing i will be there, but if this does nothing else just let it be this, wen relationships go worng and life beggins to get ontop of you its your frends who will pull you round rite now i am in that situation and at the very least i need to know that my frends are there for me, and u cuda done tha t by comin 2 the festival yesterday, or at least replying to invites woth a sipmle, sorry i have other things. peace out Current Mood: failure (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, July 7th, 2006
12:24 am	wen i woke up thsmorning things were very different. then i got my results, not good i have 2 resits which was more than expected and they mite clash with reading following that i obviously had my rents on my back all day and not more than an hour ago i found out that juliet wasn't as intrested in me as i am in her. so yeah its possibly been the worst day since easter quite frankly i don't think things cud get much worse than this to say i'm on a low wud be an undersatement i need a decent hook up, some summer lovin if u will guy's i wud be grateful for any assitance but rite now i really do hate life. Current Mood: melancholy Current Music: jeff - lilac wine, jose gonzalez - heartbeeats (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, July 2nd, 2006
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Wednesday, June 28th, 2006
10:49 pm	as i aint posted in a while this is almost an up date so read Q: Fourth person on your missed call list? A: danilo Q: What did the last text message you received say? A: yeah i'm pissed Q: Do you chew on your straws? A: no Q: Do you have curly hair? A: no Q: What is the next concert you’re going to? A: roger waters at hyde park calling then electric gardens then reading Q: Who is the coolest person in your life? A: clearly me Q: What word(s) do you say a lot? A: dodg welsh phases like "where to...." ans " its b'there" Q: What was the last thing you ate? A: chicken Q: What was the last thing you said to someone and who was it? A: what u bin up 2, sam Q: Do you watch TV? A: student so yes Q: Have you seen the movie Donnie Darko? A: Yes Q: Do you have work tomorrow? A: no Q: Ever been hunting? A: i've hunted things Q: Is marriage in your future? A: i thought it was then easter happend Q: When was the last time you said “I love you” to someone and meant it? A: easter then she broke me nt 5 hours later Q: What should you be doing right now? A: sleeping Q: Do you have a nickname? A: most ppl-big ben my uncle-bongo jules-angel Q: Do you believe in love at first sight? A: i used too to be honest since easter i ost my belief in love Q: Youngest person in your family? A: my cousin clara Q: Is Drug Free the way to be? A: no Q: Are you a heavy sleeper? A: very Q: Last time you used a skateboard? A: january maybe Q: Best Movie you’ve seen in the past two weeks? A: crocodile dundee Q: What kind of cellphone do you have? A: nokia N70 Q: What are you listening to right now? A: jose gonzalez - hearbeats (Comment on this)
Monday, June 12th, 2006
11:09 am	Put your music player on shuffle. Press forward for each question. Use the song title as the answer to the question. No cheating! How am I feeling today? i'll find you, hundered reasons Will I get far in life? east of eden , pete doherty How do my friends see me? your so damn hot , ok go Where will I get married? Seaside , the kooks (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, May 24th, 2006
9:58 am	public service announcement tomorrow i will be returning to kent for around 5 days, let me know if you are around and we shall meet and if there are 3 of us only, followe bill baileys chaucer version of pubbin it: Three fellowes wenten into a pubbe, And gleefullye their handes did rubbe, In expectatione of revelrie, For 'twas the houre known as happye. Greate botelles of wine did they quaffe, And hadde a reallye good laffe. 'Til drunkennesse held full dominione, For 'twas two for the price of one. Yet after wine and meade and sac, Man must have a massive snack, Great pasties from Cornwalle! Scottishe eggs round like a balle! Great hammes, quaile, ducke and geese! They suck'd the bones and drank the grease! (One fellowe stood all pale and wan, For he was vegetarianne) Yet man knoweth that gluttonie, Stoketh the fyre of lecherie, Upon three young wenches round and slye, The fellowes cast a wanton eye. One did approach, with drunkene winke: "'Ello darlin', you fancy a drink?", Soon they caught them on their knee, 'Twas like some grotesque puppettrie! Such was the lewdness and debaucherie - 'Twas like a sketch by Dick Emery! (Except that Dick Emery is not yet borne - So such comparisonne may not be drawn). But then the fellowes began to pale, For quail are not the friende of ale! And in their bellyes much confusione! From their throats vile extrusione! Stinking foule corruptionne! Came spewinge forth from droolinge lippes, The fetide stenche did fille the pubbe, 'Twas the very arse of Beelzebubbe! Thrown they were, from the Horne And Trumpette, In the street, no coyne, no strumpet. Homeward bounde, must quicklie go, To that ende - a donkey stole! Their handes all with vomit greased, (The donkey was not pleased, And threw them into a ditche of shite!) They all agreed: "What a brillant night!" see ya there (Comment on this)
Tuesday, May 16th, 2006
11:13 am	woo, i have somewhere to live next year, with a group of excedingly heavy drinkers. however as we all know thats only half of my problems solved, i'm still really missing steph, even after what happened at easter, belive it or not dhe still id very important to me. however asides from that i really need to find myself a good girlfrend, any takers?? no?? i thought not, ho well guess i'll just do some drinking instead, heres a thought for you in the form of a song i have rediscovered and listened to frequently. hooray for the 21st century - libertines Every sweet little lie Ever whispered to you now rings true No need to wake the sleeping dogs When they'll just turn on you I'll make my way instead to The foots of your ivory tower But no love, do I find there Amongst the leaves and the dying flowers What became of the love we knew We beat this swine black and blue You and I, me and you Beat this swine black and blue What became of the love we knew Beat the swine black and blue You and I, me and you What became of the love we knew What became of the love we knew The Thames and the Mersey The Tyne and the Wear and the Clyde They spew slums like gravy On the banks of the poisonous tide They washed up a pale thin girl Alone in her ivory tower Scratching her skin with the thorns that grow On the stems of the wild flowers What became of the love we knew Beat the swine black and blue You and I, me and you What became of the love me knew What became of the working class Nike Air, Reebok, Adidas Scratcards, pitbulls, ecstasy Hooray for the 21st century Hooray for the 21st century Hooray for the 21st century Hooray for the 21st century Hooray for the 21st century Living in a looking glass As the beauty of life goes by Your going to be so old Your going to be so old Your skins so cold Hooray for the 21st century (x8) (Comment on this)
Monday, April 17th, 2006
9:33 am	" choking an smokig to your angelic soul, i'm choking and smoking myself into a hole" cheers carlos, kinda explains something about me i guess. Current Music: france - the libertines (Comment on this)
Sunday, April 16th, 2006
6:09 pm	imored, i want to rant about singledom, and jesus, or the great lack thereof, but i'm also lazy so i'm gonna watch scrubs instead. peace (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, April 6th, 2006
10:49 pm	you are cordially invited to join benjamin john jones for the celebration of the 19th anniversary of the day of his birth. we shal rendez-vous in the monument pub at 2000 hours on hte 12th of april of the year two thousand and six for much jovial merryment. the afformentioned mr jones requests that revelers obey a hospital staff dress code (doctors / nurses). your appearnce at this event will be much appreciated, we will be ta7king in some of the finer drinking establishments of canterbury so come equipped with sufficient monies to reduce your ability to get home. in english: what : my 19th Where : meet in the monument when : 12-04-06 at 8, (we will have moved on by 20 past so if ur late let me know 07710955194) dress code : doctors and nurses really want loads of my mates there so come along (Comment on this)
4:39 pm	(1) Your gender: male (2) Straight/gay/bi?: straight, i like boobies (3) Single?: yes (4) Want to be?: i'm usure, kinda yes kinda no (5) Your birth day: 12-04-1987 (6) Age you act: varies (7) Age you wish you were: 21 (8) Your height: 6'6" (9) The color of your eyes: bright blue (10) Happy with it?: i guess (11) The color of your hair: brown (12) Happy with it?: no, i want blue, (13) Left/right/ambidextrous?: Right, tho i eat left handed (14) Your living arrangement?: in a flat with steve adam jon matt jj and alex (27) Your family: mum dad sister theres grandparents uncles aunties and cousins driftin around 2 (29) What's your job: i'm a student, and i work at tesco (30) Piercings?: none (31) Tattoos?: none (32) Obsessions?: the scrubs titles, is the xray the right way round (35) Do you speak another language? i'm fluent in both bullshit and bollocks (36) Have a favorite quote?: i dunno, there was annas "she makkes a nice armrest doesent she, why dont you kiss her" or summat along those lines (37) Do you have a webpage?: theres this one, and the darker sided one, theres a myspace around and i've got a feeling that there mite still be the hbt site sumwhere DEEP THOUGHTS about life and you in it (38) Do you live in the moment?: i try to (39) Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?: yeah (40) Do you have any secrets?: yes (41) Do you hate yourself?: not in the most part (42) Do you like your handwriting?: depeds what, tho it normallly all turns to doodles (43) Do you have any bad habits?: i bite my nails (44) What is the compliment you get most from people?: wow, you're tall (45) If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?: "the life and times of benjamin jones" (46) What's your biggest fear?: dying alone (47) Can you sing: i got the voice of an angel (48) Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?: never pretend, i am just plain cool (49) Are you a loner?: no, i crave comanionship (51) If you were another person, would you be friends with you?: yeah (52) Are you a daredevil?: no i've never done anything remotely dangerous in my life, even if the scars on my legs say otherwise (53) Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?: i fear my own strength, and i hate the beer gut (i do love the beer tho) (54) Are you passive or aggressive?: depends, mostly passive (55) Have you got a ?: i dont think so, unless i just cant find it rite now (56) What is your greatest strength and weakness? Strength- i'm pretty useful wen it comes to sorting thigs out Weakness- emotional dependance (57) If you could change one thing about yourself?: loose the beer gut (58) There are three wells, love, beauty and creativity, which one do you choose?: love (59) How do you vent?: biking, drink (60) Do you think you are emotionally strong?: it depends whats affected me, (61) Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?: i dont regret anything, i do wonder what might of been tho (62) Do you think life has been good so far?: ups and downs (63) What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?: love hurts (64) What do you like the most about your body?: limbs (65) And least?: the middle bit (66) Do you think you are good looking?: i have my moments, but mostly no, infact post if u read this, am i good lookin?? (67) Are you confident?: very, to the extent of pure unadulterated arrogance (68) What is the fictional character you're most like?: somewhere between jd (scrubs) and lister (red dwarf) *obsesive* 69) Do people know how you feel?: theres only 2 i can thik of, maybe 3 (70) Are you perceived wrongly?: always DO YOU... (71) Smoke?: yeah (72) Do drugs?: yeah (73) Read the newspaper?: yeah (74) Pray?: no (75) Go to church? hell no (76) Talk to strangers who IM you?: nope (77) Sleep with stuffed animals?: nah (78) Take walks in the rain?: definately (79) Talk to people even though you hate them?: no (80) Drive?: nope (81) Like to drive fast?: if i cud drive then probably HAVE YOU EVER... (82) Liked your voice?: love it (83) Hurt yourself?: yeah (84) Been out of the country?: uh huh (85) Eaten something that made other people sick?: yes (86) Burped?: yup (87) Been unfaithful?: yes, oh the shame (88) Been in love?: yeah (89) Done drugs?: yes (90) Gone skinny dipping?: yes (92) Had a surgery?: yes (93) Ran away from home?: for about 2 hours (94) Played strip poker: no, i'd passed outand merely got girated on (95) Gotten beaten up?: yeah (97) Been picked on?: uh huh (98) Been on stage?: yes (99) Been so drunk that you know you're supposed to go out on a date with someone, but you can't remember with who or when and that you faint when you look at yourself in the mirror in the morning, not to mention your breath?: well never in those words but i have been drunk to a similar level (100) Slept outdoors?: Yes (101) Thought about suicide?: yup (102) Pulled an all-nighter?: yeah (103) If yes, what is your record?: forty two hours including 2 pissups and a trip 2 a rugby match (105) Talked on the phone all night?: no (106) Slept together with the opposite sex without actually having sex?: frequently (107) Slept all day?: yes (108) Killed someone?: no (109) Made out with a stranger?: who hasnt? (110) Had sex with a stranger?: well i didnt really know cara that well, twas the firt time i'd met her properly (111) Thought you're going crazy?: yes (112) Kissed the same sex?: yup (113) Done anything sexual with the same sex?: nope (114) Been betrayed?: Yes (115) Had a dream that came true?: yes (116) Broken the law?: yes (117) Met a famous person?: yeah, most of the spurs football team, few international rugby players, the 'matic the marshalls, bradley walsh , dave lee, alan ball, barrry mcguigan (118) Have you ever killed an animal by accident?: yes (146) Stolen anything?: yup (147) Been on radio/TV.?: i think so (148) Been in a mosh-pit?: hell yeah (149) Had a nervous breakdown?: i dont know (150) Considered religious vocation?: no (151) Been criticized about your sexual performance?: not that i racall, tho there were comments that may well have been criticisms that i took as a compliment (152) Bungee jumped?: no (153) Had a dream that kept coming back?: Yes CLOTHES and other fashion (154) Shoe brand?: atm old school umbro 1s (155) Brand of clothing?: i'm indifferent (156) Cologne/perfume?: paco xs (157) What are you normally wearing to school/work?: to uni, jeans, hoodie laether of denim jacket (159) Wear hats?:quite often (161) Wear make-up?: nope (162) Favorite place to shop?: wherever (163) Favorite article of clothing?: i like my denim jacket, thats a bit of a classic (164) Are you trendy?: i set the trends (165) Would you rather wear a uniform to uni?: lmao that would be hilarious BELIEFS (166) Believe in life on other planets?: yes (167) Miracles?: no (168) Astrology?: no (169) Magic?: yes (170) God?: there are many, page plant jones bonham satriani may mercury gilmour waters wright mason barrett the list is long (171) Satan?: nope (172) Santa?: i did, and i want to agen (173) Ghosts?: nope (174) Luck?: make ur own (175) Love at first sight?: no (176) Yin and Yang?: yeah, i guess (177) Witches?: i want to, i really do (178) Easter bunny?: hell yeah (179) Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever?: yes (180) Believe there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?: you have no idea how many times i've tried to get there (181) Do you wish on stars?: no LOVE, and all that (182) Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seeing that as a section title?: hell no (183) Do you remember your first love?: yes (184) Still love him/her?: nope (185) Do you consider love a mistake?: no, if its a mistake then its not love (186) What do you find romantic?: affection, and attention (187) Turn-on?: shallow-long hair blonde good figure, deeper-feeling caring romaticism (188) Turn-off?: continuous apologising (189) Do you base your judgment on looks alone: nevar (200) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you: try to get them to stop nicely. nope, i'd let it run its corse cus u never know wther u'll end up having feelings for them or not (201) Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going "blind"?: veriety is the spice of life, so a bit of both, but envitably knowing thembefoer always works out best (202) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out?: yeah, i mean i was asked out 1ce and that did grossly swell my ego for a few days (203) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive?: no but more cus wenever someones romanticly atractive, to you the will seem phisically attractive (204) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?: i doubt it, verdicts in a comment ladies (205) What is best about the opposite sex?: boobies, nah i kid, hirls just seem to fill all the holes in my personality, and i guess i fill all the holes in theirs, lol thats filthy (206) What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?: those things that only ladies do, i really hate mensuration (207) What's the last present someone gave you?: cara gave a me a libertines poster (208): too ridiculous to answer what was this qu?? (209) Do you consider your significant other hot?: I don't have a significant other. (210) What would you do if you were walking down the street and saw some hot guy/girl standing on the sidewalk?: i dont know what a sidewalk is, in england we have pavements or footpaths but what is a sidewalk?? WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON... (211) That haunted you?: never been haunted (212) You wanted to kill?: myself (213) That you laughed at?: dan, dirty drunkard (214) That laughed at you?: dan (215) That turned you on?: i dont know, i get the horn for all manner of reasons (216) You went shopping with?: dan, for pre drinking cheese (217) That broke your heart?: ermm i guess steph, but i didnt really feel heartbroken. so techinically helen (218) To disappoint you?: me (219) To ask you out?: jees, ermm gemma, infact the only time i'd been asked out (220) To make you cry?: steph (221) To brighten up your day?: anna (222) That you thought about?: kate (223) You saw a movie with?: steve adam kate sarah hayley ed laura charlie tony and dom (224) You talked to on the phone?: j (225) You talked to through IM?: kate (226) You saw?: my dad (227) You lost?: havent lost anyone in a long time, came close to loosing steph i guess (229) You thought was completely insane?: me (230) You wanted to be?: johnny borrell (231) You told off?: my sister, for going to alberrys (232) You trusted?: anna (233) You turned down?: i turned everyone down last friday evening WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU (234) Smiled?: last nite (235) Laughed?: earlier on chatting with my mum (236) Cried?: friday at annas, what a girl i am (237) Bought something?: chips from munchies last nite (238) Danced?: i had a neighbours theme tune boogie earlier (239) Were sarcastic?: the question about being a daredevl (240) hugged someone?: simon yesterday (241) Talked to an ex?: spoke to rosie and luciy last nirer, hoe sad was that 3 of my exes all in the same pub!! (242) Watched your fave movie?: i watched it with steph wen she stayed in swansea (243) Had a nightmare?: years and yeas ago (245) Talked on the phone?: monday nite (246) Listened to the radio?: monday nite for the reading line up (247) Watched TV?: this morning (248) Went out?: yesterday (249) Helped someone?: i work for tesco which means every customer gets offered help yeah rite (250) Were mean?: i'm not mean (251) Sang?: rite now (252) Saw a movie in a theater?: wenever munich was released (253) Said "I love you"?: small hours of friday morning (254) Missed someone?: i miss her, rite now (255) Fought with a family member?: before i went 2 uni (256) Fought with a friend?: frday i guess (257) Had a serious conversation?: last nite, emma and i got a little deep (258) Got drunk?: last nite, very very drunk (259) Had sex?: december 05 well that wasterd about an hour of my life Current Music: The 'matic - raoul (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, April 2nd, 2006
7:54 pm	apparently the best quiz evr 1. what are you wearing? jeans, circle master tee, white hoodie auny beccys neclace and a ribbon i found on the floor 2. what are the full names of your parents? Lynne Melanie Jones and Jonathan Jones 3. what did you have for your most recent meal? cheese and biscuits 4. what is the name of your most recent pet? revel and minstrel, guinea pigs 5. what is your favourite colour of smartie? blue 6. what are you listnening to right now? the automatic, raoul 7. what was the last CD you bought? the kooks inside out ouside in 8. what was the last CD you stole? i downloaded some raconteurs stuff, but theres no cd out, its a taster, honest 9 who was the last person you spoke to?hayley on msn 10. what do you really think of that person? shes alrite, bit sex obssed 11. what kind of mobile phone do you have? n70 12. what is your favourite brand of cheese? i;m a general cheese loveer, on the spot, brie or roule 13. which cartoon character did you want to be when you were a kid? roadrunner 14. which cartoon character do you want to be now? dunno, maybe jerry 15. what is the last book you read? nick masons pink floyd 1 16. what brand of alarm clock to you own? a cheap 1 17. define the term 'wankstraction'. procrastination by masturbation 18. who do you live with? family in kent, geary mckenz jj john alex and matt in swansea 19. who do you like the most/least of your housemates? they are all good blokes 20. why? its the way they were born i guess choose 1: 21. coke or pepsi? coke 22. beer or wine? beer 23. bread or cheese? cheese 24. jumpers or t-shirts? jumpers 25. black or white? black 26. aerosol or roll-on? aerosol 27. crisps or biscuits? crisps 28. iTunes or WMP? winamp 29. coke or smack? nither 30. questionnaires or shit jokes via email? jokes, questionates/ memes by journal ok no more choosing 31.what are you listning to NOW? dirty pretty things, bang bang you're dead 32. what is the last film you watched? all the way thro: bewitched 33. rate it out of 10. 6.5 34. what is the last porn film you watched? black cheerleader gang bang 4 35. rate it out of 10. 2 36. what is 1 tv show you cannot miss? now, green wing 37. if you said something other than hollyoaks to the previous question, what is wrong with you? i have a penis and am not homosexual 38. has Arnould Schwarzenegger made a bad film? more to the point has he made a good one ? 39. do you own any kind of gaming console? ps2 and gc 40. have you ever hidden in a wardrobe? i'm too tall i dont fit 41. did you find a magical world in said wardrobe? nope 42. if no, why not? i sed i dont fit 43. have you ever read some of/all of 'the english legal system' by Slapper & Kelly? nope 44. who is your mentor? my dad i guess 45. who is your nemisis? i have many ok, choosing round 2 46. badger or hat? badger 47. hair or scrambled eggs? dpepnds, do thhe eggs go on your head?? 48. eating or guerrila warfare? eating 49. diet coke or prostitutes? depends how many whores 50. jogging or elephants? elephants normal Qs again 51. do you find it difficult to order chinese food? nope 52. what kind of hair products do you use? fructis stuff... 53. are you 'scene'? hell no 54. k4N j00 r34D 1337? if you say so 55. how often do you wash your bedding? wen somone else is gonna use it 56. what is you your record time for not showering?errk wihle i was on a residential camping trip 57. what is the crazyist thing you have ever stolen from a hotel? i've never been to a hotel 58. what is the crazyist thing you have ever stolen from somewhere other than a hotel? velcro 59? well if you offering but you have to know i'm not really into that kind of stuff 60. which middle eastern country would you most like to visit? deuuno, india or china 61. inflateable toys? yay or nay? yay 62. how did you sleep last night?crap 63. Where did you sleep last night? here 64. how do you take your tea? deoends, normally whit no sugar, bu i do drink it black 65. do you ever wish you were dr. ock fro spiderman? no 66. i have ADHD. do you think that it affects.... hey do you wanna go bike riding? of corse 67. if you were anyone in the year 1284 who would you be and why? a drunkard 68. what is your favourite kind of cake? carrot 69. what moment of your life has most affected emotionally? there have been many 70. if you were to put a duvet over your head, what would you pretend to be? in bed with your mother 71. if you were an ice cream flavour what you be and why? rum n rasin 72. do you have any children? not yet 73. is there a chance that you have some children but dont know? possibly 74. do like children? yep 75. in what way? hat understand me 76. have you been to thailand? nope 77. did you get drunk and sleep with anybody in thiland? n/a 78. are you sure of their gender?............really sure?i didnt do it, honest 79. have you ever been tested for STIs? if yes what score did you get? it was quite high, which reminds me i ment 2 tell u mother that she mite have..... 80. if your dentist was a member of a german political party from 1938 to 1945, what political party would that be?i dont really know 81. complete the lyric: 'hey':lo is it me you're lookig for 82. what are you listening to NOW again? the raconteurs - stedy as she goes 83. who has done the best version of 'unchained melody'?robson and gerome 84. compare and contrast 1p vs. 2p. 2p or not 2p that is the question 85. name 3 brands of electronics companies sony apple hitachi 86. name 3 meals you find in a day meal 1, thats all i got, oh and the inbetween lecture pastie 87. name 3 navel ranks admiral, cap'in and your mum 88. name 3 types of feet big small diseased 89. name 3 slang terms for boobies knockers, swaeter meat, jublies 90. name 3 austrailan politicians michal howard bruce sheila 91. if you were stranded on a desert island, what type of furniture would you like to have with you? sofa 92. if you were to star in a hollywood (or bollywood) film, who would you co-star to be? angelina jolie 93. if you had the chance would you engage in sexual intercourse with the queen? yeah think of the money you'd get from the tabloids 94. if you could change a celebrity's name who would it be and what would you change it to? lindey lohan to i really cant act 95. whats the most unique thing you have ever found in you rectum? there was a pound coin up there once, dont panic it came in from the right way 96. have you ever had a crush on somebody but ended up hating them because when you met them in person they were in fact NOT a 5'7 busty blonde woman with a fantastic figure and large breasts BUT a 5 foot tall 53 year old man with body odour, excessive sweating, extraordinary obesity and a greasy mullet? ermm no 97. what's the last thing you measured with a ruler? that would be telling 98. would you like to take a ride in my roflcopter? no, i dont trust you as a pilot 99. who is a recurring figure in your sexual fantasies? i dont really want to say rite now 100. Put yourself in this senario: You are living in a post-apocalyptic future world where the world is run by Manatees (who would've thought, eh?). You are the leader of an underground faction and your skills with the pitchfork are unrivaled. You're battling to free all of the "above grounders" from the shakles of their Manatee-induced-oppression. Yes, you DO have an eyepatch (pretty cool, huh?). Your romantic interest is either George W. Bush or Florence Nightengale's corpse (you choose). But, there is trouble brewing within your faction, one of the members (Woody Allen) does not believe that you have what it takes to lead your crew to victory. You find yourself in the "dueling circle of mega hyper death smile time happy family hour" facing off agains Woddy Allen for the control of the faction. The weapons are oven gloves and a roll of electrical tape or the classic custard pie and juice box combo. You have drawn the short straw and must fight with the gloves and tape. It is a long fought battle, but you eventually defeat Woody Allen on a technicality because, let's face it, he's old, and he dies of old age. Now with your competition out of the way, you can finally concentrate on bringing down those evil Manatee bastards. The question is...have you, in your real life, ever wanted to be a bus driver? depends, do bus drivers get much love action (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Friday, March 31st, 2006
10:48 am	well shit really happened this time, what are you ment 2 do wen u find the girl that u'vee told less than 6 hours before that u wanna do things rite, like the whole shebang joined at the lips with one of your frends thing is i dont blame either of them, and i still want to be stephs mate cus she the only frend i've got like that. i just wanna sort it out peace (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, March 30th, 2006
8:49 pm	why do i drop my guard?? Current Mood: dwon, very down Current Music: jack johnson (Comment on this)
Wednesday, March 22nd, 2006
3:09 pm	ok weds the 12th of april, my birthday, i'm organising a pub crawl/session and whoever wants can come along. but theres a mandatory doctors/nursres theme, think scrubs. i mean guys, labcoats and such, girls well use ur imagination, naughty nurses are guests of honour. times and places tbc, provisonally 8/830 outside st dunstans church/8 bells/monument (Comment on this)
Monday, February 27th, 2006
5:52 pm	I wrote a letter on a nothing day I asked somebody ?Could you send my letter away?? ?You are too young to put all of your hopes in just one envelope? I said goodbye to someone that I love It?s not just me, I tell you it?s the both of us And it was hard Like coming off the pills that you take to stay happy Someone above has seen me do alright Someone above is looking with a tender eye Upon her face, you may think you?re alone but you may think again Chorus: If I could do just one near perfect thing I?d be happy They?d write it on my grave, or when they scattered my ashes On second thoughts I?d rather hang about and Be there with my best friend If she wants me And far away somebody read the letter He condescends to read the words I wrote about him And if he smiles, it?s no more than a genius deserves For all his curious nerve and his passion I?m going deaf, you?re growing melancholy Things fall apart, I don?t know why we bother at all But life is good and ?It?s always worth living at least for a while? Chorus If you think to yourself ?What should I do now?? Then take the baton, girl, you better run with it There is no point in standing in the past cause it?s over and done with I took a book and went into the forest I climbed the hill, I wanted to look down on you But all I saw was twenty miles of wilderness so I went home (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, February 24th, 2006
8:01 pm	i nearly quit uni today i nearly brought the tickets and got on the train home with steph ok so the facts i love her i live 270 miles from home i have nowhere to live next year theres loud urban music laying in my flat back to the original point, steph stayed the last couple of days, its not like we havent stayed together in the past but thistime felt different probably because i'm so far fro home and i knew the parental safety net wasnt there. anyhow last nite stuff happened and it was cool and well all weekend it just felt kinda rite that it was the two of us. anyhow now i find myself in a bit of a hole, cus i have no reall clue where she stands on the issue, and anyhow the distance is too great to straddle really. but i dont know what to do. i know what i want to do in my heart of hearts, i mean if i followed that i'd be somewhere between canterbury and swansea rite now, but the problem is my head, in my mind i cannot quit my course, i've wanted this for as long as i can remember and i cant let myself quit now. i just wish i knew what she felt but i cant ask her, i want to but i can't. ok look i really need to talk to someone about this, but normally it'd be steph, and she aint really the rite person for this problem and annas bak in kent so i cant go and see her. i'm kinda screwed aint i all i can think at the moment is " and the chances are that we will both find somebody whos no better " ah letters, wen ur down it takes u lower. peace Current Mood: numb Current Music: countermine - letters (4 Comments |Comment on this)
10:25 am	Who is your long lost Live Journal twin? LJ Username Your twin is: _0rganik_ This Quiz by livelyhope - Taken 61970 Times. </a> New - COOL Dating Tips and Romance Advice! well thats a surprise Current Music: four tet (Comment on this)
Wednesday, February 15th, 2006
1:30 am	we have all the time i the world nothing more nothing less, just 4 love live it people!! peace Current Mood: intoxicated Current Music: arctic monkeys (Comment on this)
Tuesday, February 7th, 2006
11:59 pm	back in caters 17th mar, wanna meet with peeps so i'll probably call ya, but if not, post here and we'll arrange a dohickey peace (3 Comments |Comment on this)